"Ventibate just saved someone's life today. Instead of bashing in the skull of that stupid fuck who cut me off I can post this here instead."
Wow
Holy Hell. I truly thought you would have seen by now, I mean apparently I was misguided, but how can you STILL not realize what you're doing? Y...
Relationship = Gameshow???
I broke up with my boyfriend right before Christmas. I just couldn't take another minute of being with him. He just wasn't making the cut. He wa...
For the freaking love of God...
... Why the fuck do my parents have to be so uptight? So I got a freaking 86 in Stats, and there's a huge probability that I won't get that damn ac...
Going on a what?
Part 1.) Who in the venus flying FUCK decided this was acceptable?:
"We should go on a break"
Who in the FUCK decided that "a break" was an acc...
Problem ? I say solution
So i have an ilness that causes me to be in severe pain all of the time. Its been getting worse so i start taking some tramadol that was prescribed...
True terrorist
W is the biggest terrorist there is. Stupid, capable of delegating, willing to squeeze the poor and middle class to enrich the upper crust. He dese...
Fucking Jealous ass People. Fuck you.
Ok, so here is the deal, I am dating this girl. She lives 100 miles away from me, and I go up to see her from time to time. This week I had the opp...
Never let it die
The flame was almost extinguished the will had faded and escaped from me
Two years had passed and they wilted away
All that was left were memor...
Stop taking advantage of me
I work in a meat/seafood department at a local grocery chain. I know that since I work in meat/seafood, I'm going to be cutting up fillets, grindi...
Kill the black bitch
I want to cut your fucking head off with my fingernails. millimeter by millimeter.
i want you to watch me do it.
then i want to drop it in a de...
How to Be An American
I'm hoping the people that don't allow themselves to be led like sheep enjoy this; that said, lets begin.
First of all, you have to be white to ...
I just don't get this guy behavior
Why is that a guy has sex with one girl and marries her, but has sex with a different girl and doesn't marry her?
What I Hate: The List
I didn't know where else to go to get this all off my chest. I don't feel like the problem's been solved if I just write to myself and my friends a...
Arrogant doctors
I was sent to a neurologist by my doctor. He spent 10-15 minutes & asked me 2-3 questions, did a "field sobriety test" on me & charged me $285.00....
E! Online commenters
Just went on entertainment online for the first time... About 95% of those commenters deserve a fucking punch in the face or something... A picture...
Kill all school bullies!
Kill all those subhuman degenerate pieces of shi!. Rape them up their asses and burn them with hell fire! those faggots don't deserve to live!
Mum
I DONT HAVE A MENTAL DISORDER. I DONT HAVE A MENTAL DISORDER.
just because I dont want to do everything your way doesnt mean I m sick.
GET THE...
Send An Aryan to Troll An Aryan
At the riskof sounding liker a wigger, I must say this: god white people are fucking stupid. Ignore history, common sense, logic, and everyone that...
Do you understand? If not.... that sucks....
To me....
the following sentences ARE THE SAME because I understand what they're saying:
1. Hey! I like your shirt, but the pants don't go too ...
Really a big recession? Crash?
Crash here crash there... economies are crashing everywhereeeee
If it's SOOO bad, then why is it that traffic is backed up two miles in every dir...
Hitler screwed up
Hitler should have done unto the scum arabs , what he did to the jews instead. Then put the jews where the arab are now. 99% of the world problems ...
"God I can't wait for you to just go to school already"
After successfully finishing my freshman year at a respectable university, I have taken a semester off in order to 1.) decide what I truly want to ...
You know, I was actually going to sleep with you...
Til you decided to try and "impress" me with your drug and alcohol knowledge. Way to go ex-fiancee... You are officially still a child. Remember ...
Dog Smells Like Shit
Jesus this dog is fuckin sick. I don't know what the hell is wrong with her but she fuckin smells like shit. I bathed her and she still smells like...
Skanky 12 year olds
Ok so I am tired of seeing all the little 12 year old girls running around like skanks, it's disgusting! I am ony 18 but when I was 12 I think I wo...